Archive for March, 2011

Cloying

Posted in Rant with tags on March 29, 2011 by eleenpor

Guys,

There are ways to compliment the ladies and there are ways to compliment the ladies. And yes, there is such a thing as over-compliment.

We really don’t want to come across as being unappreciative of your efforts but seriously, ditch the corny lines. We have access to the Internet too, y’know. Even if we don’t personally get first-hand experience of some of the lines, we know of them. And we crinch at them.

If we like you, we like you for who you are. We like you even when you are in your oldest pair of shorts and tattered tee. We like you even when you have bits of vege wedged in-between your teeth. But no, we don’t necessarily like you more just because you try very hard to impress us. But seriously, if you have to try too hard, is the lady worth it?

So here’s a piece of friendly advice for a certain someone.

Compliment if you sincerely feel the need to do so but I don’t need to be complimented every few minutes. Also, please do not try to turn every thing I say into something about you/us. To some folks (like yours truly), there is a very short fuse for that sort of stuff. Rolling my eyes does not even begin to show you my annoyance.

If you still want this friendship, leave the corny lines behind and let’s just enjoy the simple sincerity between 2 people, ok?

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Sweetest Day

Posted in Dedication on March 28, 2011 by eleenpor

After 2 weeks of sandpaper throat and a leaky nose, no doctor’s prescription can beat this.

It left a huge smile on my face the entire morning.

What a way to start the week, eh.
😀

Anger Management

Posted in Parable with tags on March 18, 2011 by eleenpor

Someone shared this with me today and made my Friday. I just gotta share it with you. Happy Friday, y’all!

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When you occasionally have a really bad day,
And you just need to take it out on someone,
Don’t take it out on someone you know,
Take it out on someone you don’t know,
But you know deserves it.
    
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
  
A man answered, saying ‘Hello..’      
I politely said, ‘This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?’      
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear ‘Get the right f***ing number!’
And the phone was slammed down on me.
    
I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. 
  
Then I tracked down Robyn’s correct number. To call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.
     
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled ‘You’re an asshole!’
And hung up.
     
I wrote his number down with the word ‘asshole’ next to it. And put it in my desk drawer.
    
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, ‘You’re an asshole!’
  
It always cheered me up.
     
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ‘asshole’ calling would have to stop.
     
So, I called his number and said, ‘Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?’ 
      
He yelled ‘NO!’ and slammed down the phone.
     
I quickly called him back and said, ‘That’s because you’re an asshole!’
And hung up.
  
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot. But the idiot ignored me. 

I noticed a ‘For Sale’ sign in his back window. So I wrote down his number.
     
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I’d better call the BMW asshole, too.
  
I said, ‘Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?’ 
He said, ‘Yes, it is.’ 
I then asked, ‘Can you tell me where I can see it?’ 
He said, ‘Yes, I live at  34 Oaktree Blvd. , in  Fairfax. It’s a yellow ranch style house. The car’s parked right out in front.’ 
I asked, ‘What’s your name?’ 
He said, ‘My name is Don Hansen.’ 
I asked, ‘When’s a good time to catch you, Don?’ 
He said, ‘I’m home every evening after five.’ 
I said, ‘Listen, Don, can I tell you something?’ 
He said, ‘Yes?’ 
I said, ‘Don, you’re an asshole!’ 
     
Then I hung up,
And added his number to my speed dial, too.
    
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
  
Then I came up with an idea…
     
I called asshole #1.
    
He said, ‘Hello’ 
I said, ‘You’re an asshole!’ (But I didn’t hang up.) 
He asked, ‘Are you still there?’     
I said, ‘Yeah!’ 
He screamed, ‘Stop calling me’ 
I said, ‘Make me.’ 
He asked, ‘Who are you?’ 
I said, ‘My name is Don Hansen.’ 
He said, ‘Yeah? Where do you live?’ 
I said, ‘Asshole, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd., in  Fairfax. A yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.’ 
He said, ‘I’m coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.’ 
I said, ‘Yeah, like I’m really scared, asshole,’
And hung up.
  
Then I called Asshole #2.
     
He said, ‘Hello?’ 
I said, ‘Hello, asshole,’ 
He yelled, ‘If I ever find out who you are…’ 
I said, ‘You’ll what?’ 
He exclaimed, ‘I’ll kick your ass’ 
I answered, ‘Well, asshole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.’
  
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way over to 34 Oak Tree Blvd, in  Fairfax , to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war going down in Oak Tree Blvd in  Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. 

I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
    
NOW I feel much better.   

Anger management really does work.

Fight-Do

Posted in Fitness, Fun with tags , on March 17, 2011 by eleenpor

So much Energy.
So much Passion.
So much Enthusiasm.
So much Life!

It speaks to me.
Uh-huh, it definitely speaks to me.

 

Yammer

Posted in News with tags on March 15, 2011 by eleenpor

Was intro’d to this today.

Our very own corporate FB.
Heh.

Sexy Kitty

Posted in Entertainment, Fun with tags on March 14, 2011 by eleenpor

Remember I shared with you that I’ve been busy with lots of stuffs?

Honestly, I wanted to capture as much as those stuffs to share with you as possible but sadly, there’s only 24 hours in a day & I am not as invincible as I used to be.
😦
So if you are on my FB friend list, check out my updates there, k?

Anyway, here’s an awesome vid taken over the weekend. Make sure your speakers are turned on so that you can catch the hilarious conversations in the background.

I am so proud of  you, Kitty Kat!
😉

Protected: Our lovestory : The unexpected twist

Posted in Love with tags , on March 9, 2011 by eleenpor

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